{"id":1618,"date":"2012-05-21T14:28:19","date_gmt":"2012-05-21T19:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/carscrubs.com\/blog\/?p=1618"},"modified":"2012-08-05T10:28:47","modified_gmt":"2012-08-05T15:28:47","slug":"2013-srt-viper-gts-calling-all-toxicologists-this-snake-will-bite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.carscrubs.com\/blog\/?p=1618","title":{"rendered":"2013 SRT Viper GTS:  Calling all Toxicologists!&#8230;this Snake will Bite!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe src=\"http:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?t=carscrcom-20&#038;o=1&#038;p=13&#038;l=ur1&#038;category=automotive&#038;banner=1Y5GNARHWSEWA940B702&#038;f=ifr\" width=\"468\" height=\"60\" scrolling=\"no\" border=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" style=\"border:none;\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t say we didn&#8217;t warn you.  When it comes to venomous snakes, you&#8217;ll need to have some good anti-venom on hand&#8230;and it&#8217;s wise to have a top-notch toxicologist on hand, too.  <\/p>\n<p>But sometimes all the toxicology expertise you can gather just ain&#8217;t gonna help you.  Because there is no anti-venom for this slithery beast&#8230; \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Introducing the new<strong> 2013 SRT Viper GTS<\/strong>, decked out in a beautiful yet venomous <strong>Stryker Red <\/strong>tinted pearl color (sort of like a candy apple red).  As the saying goes:  &#8220;Out with the OLD; in with the NEW&#8221;&#8230;these new Vipers will now be branded with the <strong>SRT<\/strong> name (SRT stands for &#8220;<strong>S<\/strong>treet and <strong>R<\/strong>acing <strong>T<\/strong>echnology&#8221;, the high-performance division of Chrysler)&#8230;in other words, they will no longer carry the &#8220;Dodge&#8221; label.  This new Viper is 100 lbs lighter than its previous iteration (dry weight around 3200 lbs; the new Viper&#8217;s body is composed of a mixture of carbon fiber, aluminum, and composites).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/razzi.me\/p\/575805\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/just.razzi.me\/photos\/575805\/49a8795.jpg\" width=\"235\" height=\"235\" alt=\"Uploaded on Razzi.me\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/razzi.me\/p\/575793\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/just.razzi.me\/photos\/575793\/57004d8.jpg\" width=\"235\" height=\"235\" alt=\"Uploaded on Razzi.me\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This deadly snake will bite you, big-time!  With its beastly 8.4 Liter V10 engine (naturally aspirated), this Viper has power and LOTS of it:  640 hp and 600 lb-feet of torque, to be specific.  And it will chase you down all the way up to 206 mph, so good luck trying to escape this slithery predator!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/razzi.me\/p\/575799\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/just.razzi.me\/photos\/575799\/4b5a228.jpg\" width=\"235\" height=\"235\" alt=\"Uploaded on Razzi.me\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/razzi.me\/p\/575797\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/just.razzi.me\/photos\/575797\/027a3a4.jpg\" width=\"235\" height=\"235\" alt=\"Uploaded on Razzi.me\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The new <strong>2013 SRT Viper GTS <\/strong>will inject a deadly dose of venom into its victims, so you might want to keep those horses (Ferraris) and bulls (Lamborghinis) at a safe distance from this deadly reptile!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/razzi.me\/p\/575791\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/just.razzi.me\/photos\/575791\/f9f960a.jpg\" width=\"235\" height=\"235\" alt=\"Uploaded on Razzi.me\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/razzi.me\/p\/575795\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/just.razzi.me\/photos\/575795\/5391f00.jpg\" width=\"235\" height=\"235\" alt=\"Uploaded on Razzi.me\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>See more pictures of the new Viper here:  <a href='http:\/\/razzi.me\/a\/14264'><strong>2013 SRT Viper GTS<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For those of you with a phobia of snakes (we suspect there are a lot of you out there \ud83d\ude09 ), no worries&#8230;you can watch our video of this snake from the safety of your home or office.  \ud83d\ude42  <\/p>\n<p>Video includes a walk-around of the car and also features commentary by the actual designer himself, <strong>SRT CEO Ralph Gilles<\/strong>, straight from the Motor City of Detroit!<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XNR8niZAJlA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>So, what do you think of this new venomous Viper? Who&#8217;s ready to place their order? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t say we didn&#8217;t warn you. When it comes to venomous snakes, you&#8217;ll need to have some good anti-venom on hand&#8230;and it&#8217;s wise to have a top-notch toxicologist on hand, too. But sometimes all the toxicology expertise you can gather just ain&#8217;t gonna help you. 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